Total Medals Earned: 282 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,895 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (45/495 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (85/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (185/335 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Win the race.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Rescue EVERYONE!
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
